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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 21:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Mariners fall flat again: 'We'll keep fighting' - The Seattle Times

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Delta Air Lines Warns Tariffs Could Halt New Airbus Orders & Eliminate Flights - Simple Flying

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

S&P 500 futures rise ahead of May jobs report: Live updates - CNBC

So they tried

Just Forget it!

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Why do women have sex with dogs?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Next, they tried...

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts