What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 21:17

Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
S&P 500 futures rise ahead of May jobs report: Live updates - CNBC
So they tried
—
Just Forget it!
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Why do women have sex with dogs?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts